Human Disaster

The disaster in the Gulf of Mexico has produced at least one piece of positive news; the finger nails on chalkboard screech of 'Drill Baby Drill' seems to have been eliminated from the political rallies of the upcoming dirt-slinging season.


Sadly, that appears to be the end of the good news as best case scenarios now include spraying the gulf waters with a chemical variation of Agent Orange (so toxic it is banned in the UK), a Hail Mary attempt to plug the leak and an estimated 185,000 to 7.7 million barrels of oil desecrating the coastline of the southern United States.


It is, as they say, a pretty Bad Deal.


But what happened? What is happening and what does the future hold?


The facts are nearly as murky as the dark stained sludge which now coats the wings of the Louisiana State Bird. This much we know; on April 20 at 11pm an explosion occurred on the Deepwater Horizon, an exploratory, deep water oil rig 52 miles off the coast of Louisiana. The resulting fire killed eleven people and unleashed a gaping hole some 5000 feet below the surface from which crude oil is now gushing at a rate of 5,000-210,000 barrels per day, every day, for what could be the rest of our lives.


The Gulf of Mexico, as we remember it, may be no more.


British Petroleum, the London based company which leased the rig from Transocean, bears the weight of the responsibility but we will uncover more than enough scapegoats within the confines of the courtroom in the decade to come. Blame, at present, is not our primary concern.


Containing the leak, cleaning the mess and implementing changes to ensure this cannot happen again are where our attentions must now be focused. And this will challenge us to our collective core because greed, impatience and inattention are traits which have plagued humanity from the moment we emerged from the caves.


It is slowly being revealed that the Deepwater Horizon suffered from colossal oversights in regards to the proper methods for extracting oil from beneath the earth, whether that that extraction was taking place on land, off shore or, in this case, far off shore. And since the expenses incurred during this difficult process are staggering, BP was on the hook for one million dollars per day to lease the rig, the motivation to exceed established goals was, to say the least, extreme.


The rig was behind schedule, which, to any sane Capitalist, means it was losing money. Hours before the rig exploded a team of BP executives visited the site and, finding the results lacking, encouraged the pace of drilling to be increased. This resulted in the removal of heavy drilling fluid from the underwater pipes and replacing it with seawater, the final nail in a coffin which was set afloat months, perhaps years, perhaps generations ago. A methane bubble of gas gurgled through the line, ignited upon some unknown trigger and sent a fireball into the Gulf night. Two days later the rig quivered, then toppled into the ocean and the oil continued to spurt at an alarming rate from the broken 21 inch pipe.


Our attention was diverted due to our inability to comprehend what was happening so far off shore. Out of sight, out of mind. And the initial projections seemed to alleviate our fears. It wasn't so bad, those who were supposed to know kept saying.


38 days later it's no longer out of sight. And most assuredly, it will not be of mind for many, many years to come. Human error abounds throughout this colossal disaster which has the potential to make Hurricane Katrina look like a mid-summer rain shower if we are unable to implement a solution.


The anger which is brewing along the Gulf Coast threatens not only the existence of the world's third largest oil company but the multi-layered bureaucracy of the federal government and perhaps, even, the presidency of one Barrack Hussein Obama.


There is an invasion occurring along our southern shores by a relentless force which knows no mercy, bears no feelings and will not be stopped unless action is inflicted on a mammoth scale.


And as this attack happens we have placed our security in the hands of a foreign company which dictates to us what will be done, how it will be done and who will do it.


America's chickens, as the fiery Reverend Wright predicted, have finally come home to roost.


We're 38 days in at this point and every card in the deck is in the hands of a company with a financial stake on how the disaster is perceived, not on how it is resolved. BP would very much like to have the images of an oil slicked ocean surface removed from the nightly news. It is for this reason they are inundating the gulf waters with a chemical toxin banned in their own country. This chemical, applied by our own Coast Guard, might very well 'disperse' the crude oil from the surface but what then of the oil as it sinks a mere fifty feet below it? Out of sight, out of mind?


What happens in ten years when Gulf Coast shrimp becomes a cancer causing carcinogen far more lethal than cigarettes?


Oh, I forgot. We'll all have government sponsored health care by then.


The very same government ineptitude which failed in the aftermath of Katrina now seats a thousand at shore-side tents for daily buffets while the marshy wetlands on the outer perimeter of the gulf are being overrun by the relentless sludge of our latest enemy.


Where is the action? Who owns the back-up plan? Why, when the enemy is storming the gates, must we seek permission to defend ourselves?


Governor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana has pleaded with the federal authorities for over a month for the green light to enact a dredging operation which might protect the wetlands. His calls to Washington go directly to voicemail.


Shrimpers all along the coastline, with boats able to tote slick-stopping booms, have begged to join the fight. BP turns a blind eye, the Coast Guard deflects requests to another authority and the man with unlimited miles on Air Force One says we won't rest until the situation is resolved, yet still finds time to stump for campaign contributions in California and won't post-pone a weekend holiday in Chicago.


"Enjoy the carnival." Nero said while Rome burned.


The Untited States of America is the greatest nation on Earth. We will prove this once again in the years following this desecration upon our land and our people. We have placed enormous responsibilities upon our government. In exchange for this we funnel tax dollars to DC which far exceed the return on our investment. We give power to those we elect because we expect government to be our protector when we cannot protect ourselves. When the very responsibility of government is so blatantly disrespected the people will once again rise against.


We elected this president on a platform of change and in turn we get Katrina on steroids. We elected a leader and got a community organizer with a silver tongue. Washington drives our limos, flies our jets and dines on our dime and in doing so has neglected a simple reality.


These are our waters, our shoreline, our borders, our money and this is our country.


We now enter a time when we begin to take it back.


2010 MOTV8R Ski Champion

I got a friend named Tucker. Yeah Tucker.


Go on, say it. Tucker.


Sounds good, right? Yeah, say it loud.


"TUCKER!"


Still sounds cool. You can even say it in passing, like 'Oh, then Tucker rolled by...' and it still holds the edge of conversation. Or late night under darkness in a soft and cooin' like fashion.


"Ohhh, Tuck-ER!"


'Course I never heard those sort of recantations unless Tucker himself was doin't the story tellin'. Usually talking about something he'd already done or was soon about to do '...yah, like it's gonna be...' he'd sometimes say.


See, Tucker is a skiin' machine. Really, he can probably, pretty much ski better than you. Put it this way, I'm a good skier. I'll throw against anybody and look the hell out if you're in my wheelhouse. I can hit the high speeds and on occasion can do so with some pretty good style.


And Tucker? Well, Tucker's a better skier than me. It's in him, kinda like Bo Diddly's daddy told his son; 'Boy, it's in you and it's got to get out!'


And get out it does. Almost every day. One hundred and forty-plus of 'em as a matter of fact. And when you hit the mountain that many times in a season you are not going to be gettin' the bluebird pow-pow that those kids out west gloat about. This is East Coast, bro. Or East Coast Brau-Brau as they'd say in that western type of talk they use out there.


See, East Coast is a little different and as such we're able to swell the chest a bit more than they are out there. But it's not a competition, they got theirs and we got ours and they're welcome to sample our flavor any time they choose. 'Come on out!' we're always sayin' but it's a rare day to find a lift-mate who stacked up the flier miles to jump an eastbound plane so's he could shred the tight and windy steeps of Cannon Mountain. I mean, I suppose I can understand because when you come out here it's like jumping into big league skiing with minor league conditions. It's usually colder, always icier and we don't go for that gourmet lunch line with a catered wait-staff, silverware and cloth napkins. Out here it's pack a lunch, toss it under the lodge table and get your runs in. Then crack the cooler and clank a few PBR's against each other in a congratulatory celebration of survival.


It's just a little different, see?


This ain't about East v. West though and we aren't even going to discuss Europe. This is East Coast and it's about our team and which one of our Rallied Rowdies made the grade, hit the list and is now being called to the podium for the medal drapin' ceremony.


It's the MOTV8R Ski Champ of the 2010 Season and we had some action in the polls this year. Action like Good Action. So we'll gaze upon the head-boppin' crowd assembled and after the band breaks, the SWAG is tossed and every body's got their refill we'll kick off a few of the minor awards to set the flow.


Startin' off let's bring the Rookie of the Year to the stage. This Cat came East from West where he'd built a solid rep and learned the ropes. Turned it into a fine season on all fronts; Pre-ski, Ski and Apres-ski. Held his own and even brought a bunny with him. Mr. Greg Stevens get yer ass up here and take a bow.


Hostess with the Mostest- You know her name, you've heard her roar and she gets more done before three am than most folks do before six...whatever that means. She's Grace Chen, she's SnowHo royalty and she's All Good.


Best Retirement and Turned Out To Pasture was a tough dig because there's so many to pick from. You know these kids, the ones who killed it in high school and didn't know the meaning of 'take it easy' Yeah, those guys. Well, they're out suburban bound now, livin' with the lady (and she don't ski), they got the pretty dog and they might have got out once this season. Too busy they say. Doin' what they won't tell. But to keep them hungry for a possible rebound next year I'll keep the lid on the identity...for now. You know who you are, don't let it happen again...


Comeback of the Year goes to Jeff Madzgiasz. Check his action out in the MOTV8R flick 'Gunstocked Sunday' He rips. Nice job.


Best Irish Ripper? Hands DOWN Brenda Hourihan. She jumped the digs in NYC to get closer to the mount and if you haven't seen her shred you missed out.


Best Skier in the US Army. As far as we know it's Justin Nevins and although he's National Guard we're giving it to him anyway. Put in a solid season then shipped out to Afghanistan. There's a vacant stool at the bar till he gets back. See the flag over the window in the corner? Turn, get the back straight and rip a solid salute (raised fist, hang loose wrist flip or a hats off twirl also acceptable).


Best Bunny? This one's not easy 'cause an East Coast Bunny doesn't care about the weather, will head out solo if she feels it and calls her day complete only when the runs are maxed, the apres sold out, the hot tub ripped, dinner rolled, dancin' done, last call made and the after hours won. Like I said, it ain't an East Coast v. West Coast thing 'cause out here we like a little competition, dig? And while the Tele-Markin' Champ currently resides out west and claims East Coast roots a Bunny, by definition, can't be married. Sorry Heather Paul Featherman but this one was earned by Killington's own Miss Nancy McLaughlin. Holla!


And now we'll get down to the business of the Top Slots. The MOTV8R Medals for the 2010 Champ. And throwing the disclaimer out there, it doesn't matter if you ski or snowboard, it's all about the mountain day and it doesn't matter what gets you out there. I'm just not going to continually write 'ski or ride' every time I'm talking about it. Dig? Sure you do.


So the list of eligibles was long and deep but after the December Days went by and the January storms rolled into February rains and March Madness came and went there were those who started strong, held the edge and finished with a Bang! We start early out here and we hang on till the snow is gone. The easy nod? That's the Honorable Mention which is, of course, the lamest of all the awards because it basically says 'Yeah, you were good but not good enough'


Zack Nasty Ducharme get your ass on up here and then get your ass back to your seat. Congratulations, I guess.


Third Place and Bronze Medal Man? That's Mr. Billy 'BG' Sincavage. Hit it hard, hit it early and kept hittin' it long after the lifts had stopped. He ripped the whole season, summitted Mt. Washington and then flew across the pond (and no, I'm not talking about the A. Ocean, I'm talking about the Killington Pond for Season's End Pond Skimmin') Nice work, take a bow and go on backstage, there's some sumpthin' sumpthin' waitin' on ya.


Second Place and Silver Medal? Tough call and to the wire. Not decided on by days alone because how can you measure heart? This cat ripped East, went West (twice) and showed 'em what it was like and then came back, led the Tuckerman Trip (17 Freaks), got to the summit, shredded it down and turned around to take the Pond Skimmin' Title! Mr. Shane P. Grady unlock those lips from your lady-friend and bow your head for the Champagne Dunk. Nicely done and well earned.


Gold Medal Champion and Overall Winner...The hush settles and the crowd murmurs the obvious for if it wasn't Shane then it could have only been one other. So answer the bell Mr. Tucker A. Lange and clunk on up to center stage to bask in the glory. It was a close shave but the early season hikes, the rainy day refusals, the daily grindage, the Wildcat Sub-Zero, The 140+ days of foot 'n boot skiin' and the one that tipped it, the one piece that edged the Man was a late season cruise to Canada. He hit it all, did it well and earned turns even after the lifts shut down by donnin' the skins and rockin' uphill under his own steam.


Anything to say, Mr. Tuck? What's that? Seems to be a bit speechless but trust your MC this dude ain't afraid to run his mouth when the duty calls. Jimmy, let's go to the tape and listen in as Tucker runs a Chairlift Lesson on the varied styles and forms of a cascading cast of East Coast flingers workin' down the mount. Tucker was there to offer his opinion on the style...


"...Arms to far back, this guy's legs aren't bent, eyes out front!, No style at all, this chick is all over the place, too stiff, no balance, this guy?...this guy's actually doing okay, she's leanin' too far back, she's a mess, arms way too wide, draggin' hands, too stiff, what the hell is he doing? Bend your knees, eyes up front, look out! No form at all, she shouldn't even be on the mountain, too squirmy, hands waaay to far back, look at him, no form at all..."


So there it is. Controversial? Sure, Shane coulda grabbed the title and who says a Bunny can't be married? But that's how it is out here, we don't do things to make you feel all warm and sweet inside, we don't ride the fence, we just call it as we see 'em.


And that's how we saw 'em this year.

The Corruption of Power

It is fundamental politics to 'Give The People What They Want.' What then of those who not only refuse that adage but are convinced to grant the opposite?




Health Care Reform in America has long been a trumpeted goal of those who run the purse strings in Washington. It's a problem of epic proportions. Murky, costly, confusing and layered in a maze of enormous bureaucracy it has long been the source of civil divide and political rhetoric. An issue we all agree needs overhauling but that is where the fork in the road is reached. Once passed, there is an endless stream of argument which has stagnated the ambitions of more than one official and more than one administration.




Enter the Messiah.




Barrack H. Obama came to power on the wings of the most divisive president since Abraham Lincoln. GW shot us down a road so blackened with unrest, disgust and secular ambition that we, as a country, were willing to accept anything so long as it wasn't him. Well, we got what we asked for but it may have done us some good to have checked the labels on the products we were buying because this administration is even more enthusiastic about the policy of invasion than the last crew was.




And rather than invade foreign soil to grant 'democracy' to those who never asked for it these folks want unrestricted access to your bank accounts, diets, children and thoughts. Orwell's Big Brother 1984? Well, not exactly but the actions of the Obamanation do lead one to wonder what, exactly, are the goals of this administration?




Clearly, it seems, they are unconcerned with the voice of the people who sent them to DC. I have yet to see, hear, touch, taste or smell anyone who believes this administration is on the right track. A floodgate of unanimous opinion is a rare find in any sector but when it comes to politics you have a better chance of cashing a $200 million Powerball than finding 100% agreement. And yet the stake is driven harder, faster and with more resolution into the heart of the people. We can pick from a host of varied topics to dissect but let's stay with the one which has clogged the federal arteries for more than a year; pushing items like war, illegal immigration, infrastructure and oh, what was that thing we were all so concerned about a few months back...lemme see...oh right! Jobs! Sometimes that pesky 10 plus percent unemployment rate numbs us into natural endurance.



So we can pull, poke and puke apart any one of a multitude of Obama policies but let's stick with the one that seems destined to reach our plates before the year is out. Yes, before the midnight hour of this year we will experience the 'Change' we so desperately chanted for. But let us find out if it's really what we ordered.





Health Care Reform. Usually a good place to begin any argument is the presentation of facts. Those things in which we all find common agreement. And it seems to be a fair assessment that when it comes to Health Care in America it is universally considered to be too expensive and too complicated. But that's where the mutual nodding of heads comes to a close. Not everyone has it but depending on who you listen to that's either by choice or by financial inability. The quality is occasionally bemoaned but that too is a grey area. As is the lack of preventative care, individual responsibility or standardized costs. Forget about health care lobbyists, political pay-offs, multi-layered bureaucracies and malpractice law. We've got a better chance of hosting an Arab-Jewish potluck in Jerusalem than rectifying those barnacles of burden.




So cost and confusion. Seems like a fairly simple remedy. Lower the bills and make it easier to be healthy. On the surface it looks like we could have jump started the movement on Inauguration Day by telling all us Americans to hop the scale and begin the arduous task of taking control of personal health. Maybe mix in a mid-day walk around the office building, offer some incentives to business owners to provide health club memberships and possibly an injection of health education in the schools where the kids would be taught how to read a label on a box of food and how caloric intake directly affects the size of the gut...




Whoa whoa whoa! Hold on just a second there! Sounds like you're talking about individual responsibility! And that wasn't what the last election was about was it? We wanted a government that would take on those responsibilities for us.




Ah yes, a lifetime of dietary irresponsibility followed by a paid-for gastronomical surgery and organ transplant to keep us huffing long past nature's expiration date. Well, that's going to take a little more time isn't it?




Anyway, back to the track here. The current administration is going to change your health care package. And if you truly and honestly believe they are going to improve it the naivete from which you suffer is terminal and beyond cure. The government is incapable resolving this problem. Utterly and completely unable to do so. It will not work simply by the government's own design. And if you wish to offer rebuttal please explain how Medicare and Medicaid are operating as a precision-oiled machine.




Finished yet?




So we have a slew of out-of-touch, overpaid, insulated politicos in Washington who are under the hypnotic cloud of power and they love the way it feels. It's nice when your decisions have no affect on your own life. Let's be clear, they are designing a health care package for which none of them are going to participate in. Do you see a small problem with that? Does it in any way cause you to feel a twitch of burning fury under your skin? Sen. Harry Reid, one of the architects of the Destruction of America, is right now dealing with a wife and daughter who were severely injured in a car accident. The care they receive (at the tax payer dollar) is not what you would get under the new system.




Feel that fury yet?




So again the question becomes 'why'? Why on Earth would the most intelligent president (debatable) to ever breathe be so forceful of a policy that will not only bankrupt the country but will do so at a time when we are least able to withstand its assault?




Could it be for the political bumper stickers which will appear in about four months as the constant campaign begins anew? ObamaCare 2012! That's a bit of a shadow since the vast majority of Americans who elected him are incensed at this legislation (remember 365 days after inauguration Massachusetts elected a republican to fill the Senate seat vacated by Teddy Kennedy.)




So as a political strategy it seems somewhat suspect to alienate the very people who got you into office. In police work they say every murder has a motive and as this toothy, bobble-head with the transparent teleprompters commits a pre-meditated, back alley plunge of the long knife into the American back I'm wondering what then, is the motive? He's not going to get the votes which got him there and I don't think he can count on any Palinites (God help us) switching the vote so where are they going to come from?




The answer is in the bill. Obama will get his health care passed. That's going to happen and it's going to be a very bad deal indeed. But what will it do? Lower costs? Not for you. Simplify coverage? Not for you.




What is will do is provide health care for forty million people who won't pay for it. Obama likes the power of the White House address. It's a real nice place and he doesn't want to leave after four years or even eight. I mean, Air Force One is a pretty sweet perk and that motorcade? Man, you know you're a big shot when it costs $100,000 a mile to get you down the street. So when they came to power they needed a strategy to keep them there. And they knew they weren't going to be able to do so by clubbing the Middle Majority over the head with their socialistic (that's right, I said Socialistic) politics.




But what if they had a plan to replace those votes? What if their plan is right on schedule? Keep an ear on the 1600 Pennsylvania address in the coming months because there are two words being murmured in the back room hallways. Immigration is one and Amnesty is the other.




The 2010 Census has begun. And even this is a controversy. Controversial because it's believed the people being counted don't really belong here to begin with. And what if these people get the to vote in 2012?




Something tells me they aren't going to vote for the opponent and while we may not be living in an Orwellian time warp just yet he did have a valid piece of political acumen which states, "He who robs Peter to pay Paul will always have the support of Paul..."




Does it matter?




Hell yes it matters.


Jed New Year 2010

Forward always forward. Attack, attack and don't look back. Eyes up front and see what the future brings.



Yeah, I buy that. It's cool. Can't do a thing about the past, the future's uncertain and we don't live there anyway. The present though, they say that's a gift so enjoy it while it lasts. I'm enjoyin', oh trust me, I'm enjoyin'.



But you gotta take some stock every now and again, gauge yourself, see where you are, how far you've come and how far you still gotta go. So I take this day as my day. My little New Year and time to run the inventory if you will. Count my marks and give out the grades. To do that we gotta peek in that rear view and see how the last year played out. So let's do so, eh?



January 30, 2010. The 39th annual Jed New Year. How'd it go? You enjoy it? How 'bout some Year-in-Review type stuff? Alright then. We can start with the easy action. The Top Fives and highlights. Take a look:



Best Flicks: (includes both Big Screen and Little Screen but had to be seen for the first time)


1. When The Levees Broke...Spike Lee's thing, still wide eyed. Powerful.


2. Rising Son- The Legend of Christian Hosoi...For anyone who skated in the 80's it's a Must See


3. Slumdog Millionaire...Gave it five stars all the way around.


4. The Dark Knight...I mean seriously, The Joker? Is he not the best character ever portrayed?


5. Gran Torino...Clint drops the three best F-Bombs in the history of film in this one.



Best Concert:


This one is usually pretty tough as I generally hit about 15-30 in a given year...This time around? Well, aside from some serious head smashin' in Killington there wasn't much to pick from so we're going with Motley Crue...they were okay but in years past wouldn't have made the Top Ten...



Best Sporting Event:


NCAA Lacrosse Final Four at The Razor in Foxboro, MA...good tailgate, great Lax...



Best Party:


4th of July on the Cape at Nancy's place...Big Fishin' (Tucker falls out of boat), Big Boozin', Fire Show, Beachin', Holla'in...too bad this one had to end...


Honorable Mentions include any Friday or Saturday night in Killington...



Best Facebook Video:



Anyone who got a chance to see "BG vs. The Sea" from Summer '09 knows there wasn't any room on the podium for anything else. Quick recap finds Thorin and BG jumpin' in the Hurricane fury off Rhode Island to a crowd of well wishers. The scene turns wicked drama when Thorin (knee brace and all) almost got washed back into the angry ocean. She made it thanks to the heroic efforts of both herself and BG but then...then the wave came and crushed our man back into the rocks and almost to certain doom...oh it was wild. I'll see if I can't get a link to it somehow 'cause it was pretty Bad Ass...

Biggest Loss:


Our good friend Abe Meyer died in November and to hear that news come over the cell phone and FB message boards was Bad Action indeed as you aren't ever really ready to deal with that kind of thing. But being fortunate enough to have seen him only a month or so before and to have my last memories of him be recent ones and of grand times made the pain more enjoyable. All my memories of Abe are good ones; most involving shotguns, loose cannon stories and hard laughing. Miss you, Brother!

Best Professional Beat Down:


Monday morning. Early. Sitting in the conference room, everybody's there. The economy is tanked and the numbers are baaaaaad. The Excel program is on the projector and the room is going round robin trying to explain it all. The finger comes my way and my numbers are such that the rest of the team is like, "Shit man, least I ain't in Jed's column." And those friggin' leads that came in a series of jam packed emails about a month ago? Yeah those leads. The ones I was supposed to call on and didn't? Well, let's just say it was right about that time when I realized "Dunham, this gig just ain't for you."


Best Athletic Moment:


Hands down the night the Glory broke the 31 game losing streak in Chelsea..it all came together under the lights...


Honorable mention- Hittin' the Dream Maker up on Hilly Killy



Most Fear:



Tough to say but could've been 4th of July when our little 'boat ride', which I thought was going to be some dainty little putt putt cruise through the local canal, turned out to be a wild ride into Cape Cod Bay and as land dropped over the horizon I realized "Hmmmm, don't see a life jacket, hope we got enough gas, wish maybe I'd brought a wind breaker...Maybe I'll just not think about any of those things and hope everything just works out great." It did. And thanks again to Capt. Joly. He is the mother lovin' Saltwater SupahStar!



Best Rockbat:


This is a tough one as really, any time with the Rockbat is Good Action. So I can't really place one exactly. But rippin' saltwater beach rocks at the Golden Hour into a flat pond and just feeling that smaaaack 'n craaack is bliss...you get yourself in a groove and crush about twenty in a row? Oh man, I'm tellin' ya! Get yourself a Rockbat!

Athletic Lowlight:


Another one with a lot of contenders but I'd say The Mogul Challenge where I gloriously wiped out a full three times before I hit the first jump (complete ski ejections too) and got booed off the course...yeah, that was awesome...


Darkest Moment(s):

Early November I was hearing all kinds of things like 'you gotta do this- you gotta do that' and nobody can publish a book by themselves, it'll be 2 bucks a page to edit, gimme a grand here and spend a grand there and The IRS wants to talk to you and oh yeah, it's holidays and heartbreak and the walls are cavin' in...Challenges, man. And I thought it might be the end of the dream. But then I just said "Fuck it. Keep going till you get there, then see what happens."


Best Books:


1. Epic Ain't Easy: I'll grant you since I wrote it there's some bias but still, it's a good book...


2.This Boy's Life: Tobias Wolfe, great book, this cat can write a story.


3. Lee- The Last Years: General Lee did more after the Civil War than during. What a Man!


4. The Jungle: Upton Sinclair. Tried reading this years ago and couldn't stand it, now it's a Top Five...strange how the mind changes...


5. German Ace Tell Why: A diary of a German from 1915 to 1939 (50 entries?) in which he vividly tells how the country went from WWI to Hitler...riveting...and only 78 pages...



Best Moment of 'Chinga!':


Had to be at Tuckerman Ravine after I packed more than I could carry (hey, we had a lot of booze) and had to split loads, thus hiking the trail twice just to get to the camp. Then I skied and missed the turnout, went back down the mountain and realized I had to hike back up again...Like they say on the Texas jobsite when the whole thing has to be torn down and done again; "Chinga!"



Best Romance:


Well, since my standards now hover around the "If I can actually get them to sit down to dinner we'll call it a success" I'd have to say we're probably batting somewhere well below the .500 mark here. On the bright side though, I didn't get the "Oh, I have a friend who lives near here- I should go see her" line thirty minutes into Date No. 1 so I guess that's a positive...



Best New Music:


Jazz...All the way, knew nothing of it before last year and now I got some groovy selections in the collection (thank you Andrew)...


Best Quotes:


"Keep going. The next obstacle could be the last one." Chuck Norris


"Once you have decided to pursue your dream the entire world conspires to help you achieve it." The Alchemist


"Stumbling is not falling." Malcom X


"The only way to not make a mistake is to not do anything." Teddy Roosevelt


"Most dreams fail because they've never been given a chance to succeed." Me, 'Epic' page 30



Best Jams:


1. Wild Side- Motley Crue


2. I'm One- The Who
3. New Jack Hustler- Ice-T
4. Stagolee- Mississippi John Hurt
5. Been a Long Time Leavin'- The Watermen



Proudest Accomplishments of Year 38:


1. Seeing my book in print: HANDS DOWN no contest...feels like an eagle flew down and landed on my shoulder, looked me in the eye, plucked a feather from his wing and said "Here Brother, you earned it."


2. KSU Lacrosse 20 Year Reunion: If the boys only knew how much I was winging every bit of that, including only moments before the banquet and thinking to myself "Hey Jed, I really hope you told that catering lady the right date..." But to see our K-state Lax family come together like that was awesome. I'd put our Alumni up against anybodies and our story stands with any. Love my Cat Family.


3. Seeing 153 friends this year: Each year I set a goal to see 100 of my friends in person. This year I saw 153 of 'em (180 including spouses, more with kids)...Saw you cats in many states and recovered a ton from way long ago. It's a Big Circle and while I'm always making new homies, the 100 Friends goal counts the friends I knew prior to January 30...So I hope I see all you rat bastards this year...


4. Suiting up for Lacrosse 28 times and Skiing 23 days: All with good fire and no injuries...


5. Reading 45 Books: Always like my reading and this year I stepped over my goal of 30 books and read 14,108 pages worth, including 9,302 of non-fiction...learned quite a bit...



Overall I'm calling it a successful year (I mean, I'm still here) but we got some work ahead of us for this one. Big goal is to push this book and see where it can take me so be ready to get called on to help. I want to see my friends, want to get rowdy, play some bad ass lacrosse and pull off that 360 on skis. Outdoors, indoors, spiritual, social and mental we're gonna touch 'em all this year.


For a This Day In History of January 30 take a peek at the prior blog entry and see how this day fits in with the whole 'grand scheme of things'...


FINAL GRADE: B (85%)

January 30 In History

On This Day- January 30



(The Jeducation is Free)




1649- King Charles I is dethroned and de-domed...executed by guillotine


1793- First fist fight in US Congress


1845- 1st assassination attempt on a US President (A. Jackson)


1862- Ironclad (USS Monitor) is launched...birth of the modern navy


1882- Franklin Delano Roosevelt is born (later becomes longest serving US President)


1883- Cash register is patented


1931- Gene Hackman is born


1933- Adolf Hitler elected Chancellor of Germany


1933- Lone Ranger debuts on radio in Detroit, MI


1940- Robert Stroud (Birdman of Alcatraz) transferred to The Rock from USP Leavenworth


1943- Gen. Paulus promoted to Field Marshall by Hitler, surrenders at Stalingrad following day and changes the course of WWII


1945- Willhelm Guslev torpedoed as it flees Russian offensive with refugees, killing 9,300 souls. Worst shipping disaster in history


1945- Orville Wright dies


1946- Roosevelt Dime issued


1948- Gandhi assassinated by Hindu extremists


1962- Flying Wallendas fall while performing "The Seven" in Detroit, worst high wire accident in history.


1968- Tet Offensive begins in Vietnam, changes course of the war


1969- Last live performance of The Beatles..."Get Back" last song played


1971- Jed Thomas Dunham arrives on his due date at 8:03pm in Atlanta, Georgia (Sat. Night)


1971- UCLA begins 88 game winning streak (basketball)


1972- "Sunday Bloody Sunday", 13 Roman Catholics killed by British troops in N. Ireland


1973- KISS performs live for the first time


1979- Ayotollah Khomeni returns to Iran after exile in France


1987- Nikki Sixx writes lyrics to greatest Rock 'n Roll song ever; "Wild Side"


1988- Jed wipes out while skiing in France, belts himself in face with ski and breaks 2 teeth


1990- Stevie Ray Vaughn's last solo acoustic performance


1991- First ground battle of Gulf War One begins as Iraqi troops attack Khafji


1994- Kevin McHale's jersey (#32) retired by Boston Celtics


2000- 4th greatest Superbowl ever played (after 3 Patriots victories) between Rams and Titans


2001- Last male survivor of RMS Titanic dies


2008- Kansas State Wildcats beat Kansas Jayhawks in Manhappanin' for 1st time since 1983


2010- 39th Annual Jed New Year...14,245 Days Alive and a Full Moon (507th)


2010- "Epic Ain't Easy" is released (my first book)

The People's Seat- A Loud Call To Washington

Barrack Obama was sent to Washington by the Independent voter and if he cares enough about his legacy he will use the Massachusetts Senatorial Election as a wake up call to readjust his agenda.



The blame game has begun and the back slapping commenced. Both Democrats and Republicans should refrain from misinterpreting these results however and take a serious look at how they, as political parties, are perceived. Because the people who truly hold the most powerful voice in American politics today are Independents, unbound by party allegiance.



The divisiveness which has plagued our country for nearly a generation has turned our government sour and the partisan politics of one-sided, no-compromise, all-or-nothing alienation has expired. Obama, you were elected by the middle ground and as such you were not given a mandate to push for socialized medicine, uncontrolled spending or closed door policy. You were sent to represent the people. Neglecting that may be your downfall.



The special election in Massachusetts is colossal on many levels, not the least of which being it is the loudest protest yet of federal policy. But it sends a deeper message of how out of tune our politicians have become. A race in which the democrat candidate, Martha Coakley, seemed so sure of her own ascension she failed to recognize her fragile vulnerability. She conveyed an arrogance of entitlement in which she perceived the senate seat to be hers without contest. Perhaps it was that very perception of the 'Kennedy Seat' which caused her and her party's downfall when she proclaimed it so in the last debate before election day.



"With all due respect, it's not the Kennedy's Seat, it's the People's Seat." Said Scott Brown and really, at that point, the mood began to turn.



Entitled, arrogant, out-of-touch, unaccountable and treacherous. That's how Washington is perceived by the people who sway elections. Those who cash government paychecks and rest behind mighty titles may wish to remember that as the new year unfolds. This election marks the rise of a legitimate third party in America, one which is not bound by the Republican or Democrat label.



Independent is how the majority of America views itself and it is our voice which will push the New America. The far right and the far left must take note of this and amend their agendas accordingly or they will be removed from power.



The country is in dire straights at present and we need the political bickering to cease and the job of leadership to commence. Clinton is no longer in office, Cheney/Bush are part of history and yet, our challenges remain. Rear view politics does not change the onslaught of the future.



The message of the Scott Brown victory is that the people are angry and damn near furious. Washington is not trusted nor endorsed by the majority. If this message is not met with keen attention by those in the beltway they will soon find themselves without the power they so shamelessly covet.


A health care bill which does nothing to address costs while adding millions to the rolls is not a workable option. The fact that it needs to be brokered behind closed doors with unconstitutional pay-offs only taints it more. When a decision on the war effort has all its variables on the president's desk it should not take four additional months to give it the thumbs up or down. And when we've dropped hundreds of billions of dollars into a pork-laden 'stimulus' bill weighted by 9000 ear marks while unemployment tops ten percent...well, one hopes they won't need a poll to explain which way the wind blows.



Again DC, we do hope you're listening.



So Scott Brown is going to Washington and with him goes the voice of the Middle Majority. This is not an endorsement of Republican policy but condemnation of the state of government. We sent this message before in November 0f 2008.



They weren't listening then. But can they feel us now?